Around 4pm on May 14th the police station was bombarded by phone calls reporting a Black Panther on Mill Street. When police arrived on the scene they were surprised by what they found. In the backyard of the Munk residence they found a Black Panther stalking it's prey. 
The police were unsure of what to do or who to call, but the Black Panther reasurred them that he was only a baby Black Panther and was just practicing stalking techniques but had no intentions of killing and eating the family dogs or Hunter. The police were also informed by the baby Black Panther that Panters do not eat dogs, they eat "baby monkeys, baby deer, people, and birds. But not dogs, so there is nothing to be afraid of."
Police wanted to put a call into animal control, but the Munk family felt that they could handle situation with baby Black Panther, and told the police they could go. Baby Black Panther finished his stalking practice and calmly went into his kennel. He will be shipped back to the rain forest tomorrow.
1 comment:
You have weird children, I mean child. It's a good thing we love him. Tell brigham to accept me so I can see his blog.
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